Monday, October 2, 2017

Monday, 02 October 2017

Today I came home from work to discover that they've finally started building the new fence around the apartment building. Finally, after untold suffering, I will finally be free of the curse of having to deal with drug addicts fighting over crystal meth at 4 AM in the morning. I am overjoyed beyond words at this surprise, it is truly better than any birthday or Christmas present.

I have long since lost track of how many hours of precious sleep I have lost due to their ceaseless screeching that was akin to nails scraping down the chalkboard of one's mind. In comparison even the most boisterous banshee would have seemed as quiet and peaceful as a sleeping kitten. I predict that the quality of my sleep will increase approximately one hundred fold.

Of course, knowing my luck, my lease won't get expired in December, and I'll end up having to move into a new apartment, only to find that they're already waiting under my new balcony.