Things I've learnt or achieved in the last ten years:
- How to fill in a tax return form all on my own
- How to arrange a retirement annuity
- How to cook 6 hour slow roasted pork shoulder
- How to manually expose and focus cameras that are now antiquated
- Got some dumb piece of paper that says I wasted 3 years studying stuff I've already forgotten
- How to not depend on other people for happiness
- How to not depend on other people for anything
- Stop running after people who are always hesitant respond (if they even do)
- How to get osteospermum seeds to germinate
